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Joseph

A guy who does more math than Alex(F)
Hey Joseph, wanna play together?

No, gotta do some trigonometry
by yoooooooooooooooooyo May 25, 2022
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Joseph Lane

A human being who can never let you down. Only ever says nice and funny things. Extremely nice!
Oh man, "Joseph Lane" sure is a funny guy!
by HumanBean123 July 6, 2021
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Joseph

Joseph (AKA Joe) is an intelligent and inspirational person he is gifted at different sports that can include: Swimming , Basketball or Football. Joe is a very funny guy and if he sees an opportunity he will take it. A joe will usually acquire their dream job. Joe is more of a lovers guy and although he isn’t easy to get he will know when he has found someone usually of the name of Ellie. He will always put his family before everything. He is very charming and handsome and can be hurt by mean phrases but chooses to ignore them or make a comeback.
Joseph is a lovely person.
by The ultimate definitions December 10, 2019
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Joseph gonzalez

one of the best people you can ever meet if you do him wrong then you fucked up
Joseph Gonzalez knows how you did it he will definitely seek revenge
by ha ha ja ja July 12, 2022
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National Joseph Day

You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.

This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.

Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?

Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!

5 minutes later...

Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?

Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
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Joseph

he would dog the boys, he even would go to the point of saying do you wanna go... outside?!
joe: you would dog the boys
you: no u
joe: you wanna go?
you: where joseph?
joe: outside
by oof spahgetti December 7, 2018
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Joseph McCullagh

When a boy named Joseph is being fried af and has became the the biggest simp in the world. Also known as Simpy J. A big fan of heinz
Beans hasnt replied guess ive got to ‘Joseph McCullaghright now
by FriedRUs January 12, 2023
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