hayley and jordan

A couple that has unconditional love for each other, once these two souls are together nothing can stop them. They love being with each other and can get lost in each other's eyes. They love watching sunsets and could care less about what others think of them, they are inseparable together and without each other, they feel empty they would drop anything if it meant they could be together in each other's arms they love being clingy and can never get bored of just sitting and admiring each other. These two are soulmates who will forever belong to each other and will never get tired of telling each other 'I love you' every single day. Every day they are grateful for each other and would do anything to make the other person feel happy, they love getting tention and giving each other tention. They fill the right side of each other

hayley: "gimme tentionnn"
jordan:"you have all my tention baby"
a form of love used by hayley and jordan

by dandelion090523 July 2, 2023

Michael Jordan

The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.

*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.

by UrKing91 November 10, 2019

Jordan The Nigger

The United States Navy Sea, Air, and Land Teams, commonly abbreviated as Navy SEALs, are the U.S. Navy's primary special operations force and a component of the Naval Special Warfare Command.

"Fuck that bitch ass nigger Jordan Brumsy." He is Jordan The Nigger

by CrackHeadSteven March 29, 2019

pulling a jordan

When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.

That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.

by TY365247 July 13, 2011

Friend of jordan

When someone relates themselves with a faggot.

You see that guy? He is a Friend of jordan.

by MC WURD October 8, 2016

Gay Jordan

A gay white dude that wears Jordan cloths and has short hair and a huge fore head . He always goes on monkey and talks shit to niggers .

Gay Jordan is what represents you!

by Gay ass jordan December 11, 2019

Jordan Paris

Horse-toothed Australia's Got Talent auditionee and joke theif.

"Come on, Australia, ya know this one!" Yeah we know it, Jordan Paris, we know it because we heard it already!

by Lassoon August 23, 2011