Joey

a Joey is that tall, funny guy who's everyone's friend, he's the hot ringleader of the group, a gentle giant that gets rambunctious when he drinks, takes a lot of shots like a bro but needs a chaser like a bitch, sweet and smart, a shoulder to cry on, the whole package, especially since the "giant" part isn't just in reference to his height

Is good ol' Joey coming out?
Nah, not tonight.
Ah, fuck it then!

by dontlookatmeiwasneverhere October 10, 2019

Joey

Joey can be mean he can say oh imma give youre rules he can say you are the victim or youre the margriet he is sexy and he is getting a child.

Ohh naugthy joey i would like to play the victim for you/

by Kipje November 21, 2020

Joey Gorman

That one tall lanky white boy who wears vineyard vines and preppy clothes and is a Michigan die hard. He acts like a 25 year old to everyone. Joey Gorman is a very wise person and I would consider him like a grandpa

Joey Gorman slapped me with his massive cock yesterday
Joey Gorman is a good fuck buddy

by Anonymous1470 January 15, 2019

Joey

joey is the nicest,sweetest,prettiest,hottest,kindest,smartest person youll ever.meet

he's such a Joey

by fart_attack November 21, 2021

Dat Boi Joey

Some kid youtuber who uploads some weird ass meme content

When's Dat Boi Joey gonna upload? Never.

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021

Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Joey

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.

Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed

by grammy P June 25, 2023