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Jonathon 

HOT. 🥵 super sweet and funny has a 15 inch dick and let’s you put your foot on his thigh in the middle of class and then gets in trouble because the teacher hates him. VERY FUNNY and maybe a little shorter then you

I love you babe❤️❤️🥵😘
Friend: who’s your bf?

Me: Jonathan... hes so hot

Jonathon is super funny and hot

Johnathan Ackerman 

A devoted Denver Broncos fan who is ironically also a epic fortnite gamer.
The Johnathan Ackerman watched the Denver broncos win the Super Bowl and took the epic victory royale.

Jhonathan 

Jhonathan is a weird way to spell “johnathan” which makes him special. Jhonathan is a very kind hearted guy that will always be there for you. He is a drama free and is chill with everyone. He might seem weird but once you get to know him he is a fun guy and a chill person to hang out with. Jhonathan will also give you free booty rubs and unlimited kisses.
Yo is that jhonathan
Jhonathan by That.kid.jhon December 2, 2019
A guy known from all girls to have a enormous dick and knows how to use it very well
Johnathan is someone who i wish i had as a "friend"
Johnathan by FrosTsXNINEall February 15, 2020
the flamboyant introvert he typically prefers to be in his room gaming or with a small group of about 2 people ,he’s a true genshin and valorant pro who chooses to lead his life with sarcasm and misanthropy, tends to get racist if you mislead him
Omg Johnathan! You came out of your Room!
Johnathan by Daryl kidney November 23, 2021

Jonathon 

Similar to a melvin, but more brutal. originated in Foster City California back in 1987. Reach underneath the groin area and interlock your fingers. Then lift up and down vigorously effectively crushing genitals. The result is your buddy falling to the ground during the act of performing the "Jonathon"
See Definition of Jonathon. Belittles the melvin. One step further
Jonathon by Da Skrill July 10, 2006