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car blind

Being unable to see the true cost of cars to society and the environment.
My alder is so car blind he can't see how much space we give up for cars in this city.
by javasgifted February 4, 2022
mugGet the car blindmug.

bootie car

The vehicle you transport your side piece in back to his car parked down the street
After A great fucking session at my house I took my side piece back to his car Via the bootie car
by Indabutt September 22, 2017
mugGet the bootie carmug.

Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.
Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!
by Car washer February 8, 2020
mugGet the Car-washingmug.

Vettol Car

When someone is being mean, annoying and selfish, you can call them a vettol car, just like Vettel who changed the signs of the results of the formula 1 race.

This happened when Hamilton came in first, but Vettel started being a vettol car so he switched the signs and became a vettol car.

People that are vettol cars are often acnesimps and often go to the gym.
"Wow, did you see Tygo put on salicylzuur on his face again today?"
"Yeah, he is such a vettol car!"
by Acnesimp July 12, 2020
mugGet the Vettol Carmug.

Car Insurance

When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.
We really tested out our car insurance last night, didn't we, sis?
by Condomant May 25, 2023
mugGet the Car Insurancemug.

Earless Cars

It’s basically when you and your mates go out on a madness kicking off the wing mirrors (normally when your drunk) of a car.
In a sentence:
Bob: “Yo Jim!”
Jim: “Wag1 Bob”
Bob: “Earless cars!”
Jim: “ohhhhhh....”
*Jim kicks off the side mirror off*
Bob: “ohhhh shit, you really did it this time Jim”
by SKTheWolf October 31, 2018
mugGet the Earless Carsmug.

car-crastinator

Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.
I can't believe we are waiting for this spot for 5 minutes, this asshole is such a car-crastinator.
by HC Q May 15, 2009
mugGet the car-crastinatormug.

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