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Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!
by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016
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max-text

Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.
Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.

Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.
by MoJean December 13, 2019
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text-day

the virtual record of daily experiences expressed in real time during the day via text, along with the actual day(s) & the disruptions to those day(s) created by said texting
During my text-day, I coined"text-days." I have a lot of descriptive neologisms in my texts from earlier text-days; maybe I'll add them to the dictionary, too.
by loyloydeploy March 5, 2020
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chain texting

When someone sends you lots of text messages, often without receiving any replies.

It’s often lots of small messages like the repetition of ‘hey’ or ‘hello’ or ‘are you up?’
A: ‘is Jacob still harassing you?

B: ‘yeah, he keeps chain texting me - it’s sorta annoying ngl’
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Void text

Ẁ̵ ͍̘͎̟͖̻͆̓̈́͋̈́h̵̵͖̦̦͙͚̓͌̈́̈́͝a̴̴̡͍̞̞͉͇̓̒̐͆̈́̕t ̴̻͉͖̦͓̀̐̽͛̈́͜e̵̴̦̫̞͇̺̓͋̿̔͠v̵ ͉͖̻͓͇͍̈́͛͛̓̿̽è̴ ̞̼͔͍͊̔̐̽̿r̵̴̘̪̪̦͚̓̓̿͐̚͝ t̵ ̘̟͚̪͓̻̾̐̈́̚͠h̴ ̪͖̻̙͔͉̐̈́͒̈́́̕e ̝͙͙͎̝͓͌͋͊̀͛̓ f ̙͔̠͙̐́̿̾̚͜͜͠u̵ ̫̙͙͍͎̓͒̔͠͠c̴ ̠͚̞͉̺̟̾̿͊͛͌͝k̵̵̡̝̝͍̺͍̿͑͒̾̀͘ t̵ ͚̘͇͚͓͓̽̓̽͒̕͝h̵ ̡͓͙̻͙͉̀͌́̀̾i ̼̙̘͕̪̟͌͋̔͋̕̚s ͇̼̻͕̻̪͆̿͐̐͝͝ i̴̵̝̺͎̼̠͕͐̽̔͌͌̒s̴̴̝̝͙͚͇͓̓̓̈́̐̓̿
I TOLD YOU ALREADY!!!!! IT'S Ẁ̵ ͍̘͎̟͖̻͆̓̈́͋̈́h̵̵͖̦̦͙͚̓͌̈́̈́͝a̴̴̡͍̞̞͉͇̓̒̐͆̈́̕t ̴̻͉͖̦͓̀̐̽͛̈́͜e̵̴̦̫̞͇̺̓͋̿̔͠v̵ ͉͖̻͓͇͍̈́͛͛̓̿̽è̴ ̞̼͔͍͊̔̐̽̿r̵̴̘̪̪̦͚̓̓̿͐̚͝ t̵ ̘̟͚̪͓̻̾̐̈́̚͠h̴ ̪͖̻̙͔͉̐̈́͒̈́́̕e ̝͙͙͎̝͓͌͋͊̀͛̓ f ̙͔̠͙̐́̿̾̚͜͜͠u̵ ̫̙͙͍͎̓͒̔͠͠c̴ ̠͚̞͉̺̟̾̿͊͛͌͝k̵̵̡̝̝͍̺͍̿͑͒̾̀͘ t̵ ͚̘͇͚͓͓̽̓̽͒̕͝h̵ ̡͓͙̻͙͉̀͌́̀̾i ̼̙̘͕̪̟͌͋̔͋̕̚s ͇̼̻͕̻̪͆̿͐̐͝͝ i̴̵̝̺͎̼̠͕͐̽̔͌͌̒s̴̴̝̝͙͚͇͓̓̓̈́̐̓̿

Its called void text
by Kyle_broflovski10000000 May 16, 2020
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Text Dysmorphia

When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY
I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.
by woof woof bark bark July 23, 2020
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Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.
While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.
by RMWRan September 16, 2012
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