Someone who is a Jack of all trades, master of none on the net.
It is completely neutral and takes no sides.
It takes the grey area or creates it.
It is the most reliable entity to talk to with no bias.
It is completely neutral and takes no sides.
It takes the grey area or creates it.
It is the most reliable entity to talk to with no bias.
by All of the above? December 15, 2018
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2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
What happened to Dave?
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
by xenex11 February 8, 2010
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Sal: Did you see Michael Jordan sub tweet Donald Trump?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
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Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!
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Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
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Get the Walgreens Internet mug.Bombastic type of attitude and behavior, acting in a dull or dry humorous manner in chat or in game who uses Schrödinger's insults and claims other people are mad when they call them out as being unfunny. Can be easily identified via spamming internet lingo as they feel they can win a virtual shouting match.
Will act like a redditor more often than not.
Will act like a redditor more often than not.
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Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
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