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horse pucky

Horse shit. The excrement of an equine. Not to be confused with "horse pukky" which is in fact a test of a person's spelling ineptitude.
Sarah Palin's foreign policy experience is a load of horse pucky.
by Pailin Palin January 14, 2009
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horse bastard

a kind of combination horses ass and lying bastard. One who shows a lack of intelligence and/ or respect and trys to lie out of the situation.
Sometimes he can be such a horse bastard.
by Filliard Millmore September 5, 2009
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Hocus Pocus Bitch

1) Statement intended to surprise or awaken. Usually when you "invite" yourself into a hot girl's house you know secretly wants you, having read the "signs and signals" of her interest while waiting in line at Tim Hortons.

2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.

3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.
Hocus pocus bitch! Now Juggle ma nuts with your face!
by Mastagon February 25, 2010
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Horse Worthy

Adj.

Describing anything that is cool/awesome/badass enough to ride a horse at anytime and it is always appropriate.
"Yea, Batman is pretty horse worthy."
by Tuatsu Otter October 3, 2009
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Horse growler

A male or female with incisors and gums that extrude from the front if their face. Normally it is very uncomfortable to see a horse growler smile.
Amy is such a horse growler, everytime she smiles she turns into a booger wolf.
by Bookup February 9, 2012
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Horse Walk

When one doesn't realise they are drunk, and upon standing up to walk they walk on a very distinct angle.
After the game I got up to leave and I had the biggest Horse Walk.
by JaymesVickery October 11, 2013
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