hipster scum

People who think they are hipsters but really live in the suburbs and live in a townhouse and commute in their parents uneco friendly SUV. They think Andy Warhol is god and when asked can't name any works of art. They are not artistic and write lame poetry that is straight out of Dr.Suess with a hint of Dassboard. They buy half tights from Hollister and tell themselves have hip they are. The real hipsters don;t call themselves hipsters anThe d certainly do not read the hipster handbook. Hipster Scum also claim to be very liberal but are really jsut rebeling against there parents. It is rather sad to be a hipster scum of America because they think they are so special but really it has been done before.

HIPSTER SCUM:::people who think if they dont wear deoderant, dont wash their hair and use oil wipes and the same ol eye liner like taxi. they claim to wanna be poor but really are rich. Real hipsters would agree that they are fake and unscene

by ladasay June 16, 2006

hipster bashing

hipster bashing- an acceptable way for middle class (white) people to point out the ways in which they are superior to other middle class (white) people, esp. prominent in urban environments experiencing gentrification

You know you are truly a hipster when you are well adept at hipster bashing.

by nannylynn May 26, 2014

hipster premed

A premed who does everything differently than the other premeds. He or she will usually major in something like Chicano Studies, do tons of volunteer work and research completely unrelated to medicine, and is usually a chill person.

Heidi: What major are you?
Billal: Anthropology
Heidi: That's an interesting major choice
Billal: Yup, I guess you'd say I'm a hipster premed. I'm also taking the alternate math series.
Heidi: That's really cool!

by LarchLad July 2, 2012

Ratchet Hipster

A diva, mostly from a small town or city that has reason to believe that she is different than everyone else. Unfortunately she is wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include but are not limited to:
-Owning a Samsung Galaxy
-Blares anything by The 1975, Lana Del Ray, Panic at the Disco, Imagine Dragon, Empire of the Sun, AWOLNATION, Brothertiger or any other miserable ass band
-Rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-Has curly hair that you can not tell if she just got out of bed or had to fight a hobo for a dollar found on the street and is dyed at least thrice
-Wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly black), black 8 inch heels (or higher depending on how god-awful they look), a button up shirt that looks like she took it from the hobo from the previous statement (to accent the mismatched shirt underneath it) and 4 layers of henna on her arms to show how good of an "ARTIST" she it
-Repeatedly uses ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boss", "Fetch", "dope", "really", "ratchet", "actually", "Chillin", "yippie ki yay a and shit", "consumerism", etc to make a valid statement
-tries to speak in a British accent to see how long she can do it without breaking character when traveling
-Has a scream voice that would make the singer of Behemoth cringe
-Is commonly known as a "rockstar"

If spotted please report to random people saying "WOW! Look at her IS she a ROCKSTAR? She must be all Ratchet Hipster."

WHOA that girl with the flannel shirt, listening to The 1975 in her Touareg is a ratchet hipster!

by ratchethipstergirl February 9, 2014

Samsung Hipster

An individual who thinks that everything that Samsung makes is superior to every other piece technology in the world (mostly Apple). Despite many smart phone users owning an iPhone, a Samsung hipster tries to go against this social norm.

iPhone Guy: Hey, I just bought the new iPhone.

Samsung Hipster: Even though the new S4 is superior in every way?

iPhone Guy: How so?

Samsung Hipster: Well there is a 0.1384 minimal difference between each process-

iPhone Guy: Hey Siri, can you give this Samsung Hipster the directions to get a life?

by doessamsungevenlift January 11, 2014

Hamburger Hipster

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

by Krallgren April 30, 2017

Hipster University

University of Ottawa in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. This University is known for being oversaturated by Hipsters and other indie subcultures. The hipster credit of this university is emphasized by it's ever-popular "Café Alt," which is in the basement of the school and is known for it's variety of grilled cheese sandwiches, as well as the school mascot, the "Gee-Gee," a horse racing term you probably have never heard of.

Ted: "Man, a bunch of guys in tight colored denim were just going off about American Apparel and Café Alt"
Steve: "They must go to Hipster University"

by ParrappaTheRappa September 6, 2013