Hipster Grifter

One who drifts from one false hipster romance to another amongst a small group of said hipsters.

Oh great, a new one for the hipster grifter.

by the coventry kids November 12, 2009

hipster eurotrash

Developed recently, the new hipster eurotrash are eurotrash that have adopted the American hipster lifestyle and pretend that it's their own. They began as small groups of Europeans who have become trendy "supercool" American hipster wannabes ever since their home cities set up an American Apparel. They have been infecting larger groups in New York, and their main focus in life is looking "supercool." All in their younger to mid-twenties, they are supported financially by their parents, know more than one language, have travelled to India, study either fashion photography or film, and find their habitats in either SoHo, NoLita, or North Williamsburg. They only eat at posh euro restaurants or bars that serve espresso. They date models or actresses only, and are secretly gay.

What is so unique and distinct about hipster eurotrash is that their minds are all alike. They never disagree with each other, when it comes to filmmakers, their love of suede loafers and lace-ups, and homosexual leather jackets. You will not find a hipster eurotrash that is original or knows how to think on their own, unless it's okayed by fellow hipster eurotrash.

Most of them are still racist (they are, after all, European) and still believe that the white race is the supreme race, but they will most times hide it well with their "politeness." They are rude and snobbish, and quite uneducated. In general the new hipster eurotrash is dumb as a rock.

Look at those hipster eurotrash walk slow in front of that street style photographer in hopes of him noticing them.

by sam3020 July 10, 2010

hipster triangle

A load of pish

The hipster will draw a hipster triangle and be like "I'm drawing a triangle, I'm hipster" and someone(a normal person) shall reply with "what a load of pish"

by B33920 November 23, 2013

Hipster (2011)

A Coffee drinking, novel reading, wayfarer wearing, oxford obsessing girl/guy who often will pretend to know everything about anything in pop culture spanning from the 1920's to now. Subsequently, they will pretend also not to like everything and anything in pop culture from the 1920's to now. May be seen wearing over sized or undersized, (but never the right sized)t shirt, which will undoubtedly be advertising some sort of movie that know one knows of and or band that know one knows of/likes. Most of them will say they 'get' where the wild things are and shun you for not thinking Spike Jonze is God. If you do not watch the Oscars they hate you. If you do watch the oscars they hate you. Pretty much: Every single one of the extras from Cleo from 5-7.

Hipster (2011) See "I bet you've never even heard of (A hipsters anthem)" video on youtube par example.

Also see "Where the dirty hipsters are video" on youtube.

Typical conversation would go as follows:

Between two Hipsters:
"Loved Cries and Whispers."

"Yeah, Bergman is a genius. The criterion collection really gives me chills. What are you drinking?"

"Yeah, Genius. A latte, no milk please."

"Alright, Ill get mine black."

Between a Hipster and a non-hipster:

"Loved Cries and Whispers."

"What's that?"

"Are...ARE YOU...Are....you SURIOUS! Woooowwww, wow, what? What? WHAT?" *Hyperventilates.

by Loveallthetime May 5, 2011

hipster scum

People who think they are hipsters but really live in the suburbs and live in a townhouse and commute in their parents uneco friendly SUV. They think Andy Warhol is god and when asked can't name any works of art. They are not artistic and write lame poetry that is straight out of Dr.Suess with a hint of Dassboard. They buy half tights from Hollister and tell themselves have hip they are. The real hipsters don;t call themselves hipsters anThe d certainly do not read the hipster handbook. Hipster Scum also claim to be very liberal but are really jsut rebeling against there parents. It is rather sad to be a hipster scum of America because they think they are so special but really it has been done before.

HIPSTER SCUM:::people who think if they dont wear deoderant, dont wash their hair and use oil wipes and the same ol eye liner like taxi. they claim to wanna be poor but really are rich. Real hipsters would agree that they are fake and unscene

by ladasay June 16, 2006

hipster bashing

hipster bashing- an acceptable way for middle class (white) people to point out the ways in which they are superior to other middle class (white) people, esp. prominent in urban environments experiencing gentrification

You know you are truly a hipster when you are well adept at hipster bashing.

by nannylynn May 26, 2014

hipster premed

A premed who does everything differently than the other premeds. He or she will usually major in something like Chicano Studies, do tons of volunteer work and research completely unrelated to medicine, and is usually a chill person.

Heidi: What major are you?
Billal: Anthropology
Heidi: That's an interesting major choice
Billal: Yup, I guess you'd say I'm a hipster premed. I'm also taking the alternate math series.
Heidi: That's really cool!

by LarchLad July 2, 2012