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How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016
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how u doin honey

a way of saying, what are you doing or how someones day is going to your girlfriend
jack: ayo, how u doin honey
girlfriend: is good
by dab and stab January 9, 2017
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this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact
August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen
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this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact
August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen
by plastafierce January 9, 2017
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How i am

I am britt 15 years old and i lovo to do is, gaming, soccer and do things wif my friend.
How i am.
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How it go

- a Bahamian colloquial term, which translates to "Whats up?" or "Sup?"
-usually used as a greeting, or, in some cases, to incite a confrontation

The song, "Ha'd Go", by Bahamian rapper Daynez, further popularized the commonly used term throughout the Bahamas.

Pronunciation: Ha'd Go
Person 1"How it go (Ha'd Go) bey? Erryting cool aye?
Person 2 "Yah, right here bey."
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Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.
JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017
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