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Gravy Seal

A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.
Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!
by Narcissist Francis June 11, 2024
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Gravy chin

The act of eating a woman out in such an exceptional fashion, that the result is your face bears the uncanny resemblance to one who has shoved their face into a poutine, or other gravy coated food.
Dude, this girl gave me such bad gravy chin last night, I thought I was at Thanksgiving dinner.
by Grumblypants the 3rd November 3, 2019
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gravy skid

when your at dxl and the big back worker bends over for no reason in front of you and his massive brown greasy skidmark makes your lunch start to come back out, then his little head turns back an makes eye contact and then you realize its some kind of public fecal fascination
i was shopping at dxl and i needed help finding some shoes and the employee was eager to assist, then he bent over and turned his big back my way as he bent over to show everyone his poop lined gravy skid down the crack of his britches
by no roads March 8, 2025
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Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.
Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.
by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020
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Gravy Trumpet

When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets
Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”

As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
by Chung July 22, 2024
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Anal Gravy

It's best practice to poop before anal, but sometimes that poopy residue mixes with cum to make that anal gravy
"I fucked her so hard in the ass she was dripping anal gravy"
by Waynedip December 31, 2020
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bag gravy

after a long day of hot weather your bag is sticky from sweat
i got enouh bag gravy for thanksgiving
by wayne dyce September 28, 2008
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