english patent

Londumb

farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!

by kennystr84 January 1, 2024

English

The act of combining letters of a language to make them sound and look like more than they are. Usually when you 'English' it ends in anger and universal collapse

I can't English today

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

english mary

A Bloody Mary made with London Dry Gin instead of vodka

I always have a Bloody Mary, but I’m feeling saucy! I’ll have an English Mary

by HannaDanna February 3, 2024

English teapot

Going at it doggy style and the woman starts fishing her asshole and the man uses her arm for leverage

Man I was railing this girl from behind and she said she wanted to do the English teapot and started fisting her asshole and had me grab her arm

by CodeNameMonty December 1, 2023

English

Me no hablo englais

I don't fucking speak English you dipshit......

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

english popsicle

The act where ones sexual partner, or friends freeze their semen inside of a edible tube where they are then force fed by said partner or friend for sexual (kink) pleasure

Me and Cole made eachother a English Popsicle last tuesday, his tasted great.

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

englosh

english but fancier

your very fluent in englosh.

by rat_jo March 16, 2024