dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.

1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"

by Xr8eD April 15, 2014

Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

ass-dump

a total waste of space or time; lacking any worth or meaning

"Everything that comes out of that guy's mouth is total ass dump." or "That person can't seem to do anything right, what an ass-dump!

by MaddiCat March 16, 2018

tuna dumping

The act of meeting a craigslist hookup in a public park or recreation area.

Oh man, look at those nasty guys in the car together, I bet they’re tuna dumping!

by godhatesworms June 16, 2020

safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case

Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip

by Kingjoker January 6, 2017

Pity Dump

The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.

{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"

{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."

{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."

by CreativeLogic October 9, 2015

The dumping hump

This sex act sits firmly in the feces fetish category. For any woman who enjoy the aroma of a freshly pressed loaf; you my consider trying the dumping hump. She blasts into the bathroom while her man is vacating his bowels. Excited by the powerful odor she immediately becomes wet. Using whatever method is preferred, she gets her man erected and climbs aboard. In the perfect Dumping Hump scenario she will try to press her own log on top of her mans through the very small opening left on the toilet as she is cumming. Extra points if she can bank it off his balls.

Abigail know Chester was in the bathroom taking one of his massive post buffet dumps. It always surprisingly aroused her when she could smell it wafting through the door. She decided tonight was the night she was going to try the dumping hump.

by Go Balls Deep1 September 9, 2023