Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!
Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!
Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 7, 2010
Get the Memory Douchemug. In "We Made You: The Making of," Eminem speaks of his impersonations of celebrities as being "the most douched out versions of people I could come up with on the spot."
by yummybubble2 August 11, 2009
Get the douched outmug. by kristinsexyness1910106979 October 2, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.
Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.
I totally got Douche Fished.
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.
I totally got Douche Fished.
by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015
Get the Douche Fishedmug. any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)
see also: side-kick douche
see also: side-kick douche
"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."
"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."
"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."
"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
by sandycan January 7, 2012
Get the Desk Douchemug. by handleofthedandle September 19, 2016
Get the waft of douchesmug. 