donger

A total idiot, a person without sense.

"Man, that Jon is such a donger!!"

by Swinggal October 28, 2004

chicken dinner

when you have a successful hook up with someone.

Matt: How was that Chicken Dinner last night?

Josh: it was amazing! I had three of them!

by Lykomgmatt January 14, 2011

dongerpunch

getting hit so hard that u get the shit and piss nocked out of you

Codie got a dongerpunch from his mom

by pimpin7257 January 26, 2007

After Dinner Special

This is the act of having hot kinky sex after dinner usually with your wife/girlfriend. This usually requires a romantic dinner and a sturdy table.

Did you here John had an After Dinner Special with his wife last night?

by Hellhound9210 June 23, 2009

did me like a dinner

1. Just like when you just had a huge dinner and all that is left are crumbs on your face

2. When she puts you in the oven for some bake time.

3. When she "drinks a milkshake" and gets a "milk mustache".

1. She said that she wanted a "light snack" but after I prepared some sausage she did me like a dinner

2. She said that I was looking a little "undercooked" so she did me like a dinner.

3. At my house we sat in the kitchen and she did me like a dinner.

by Joe Fag Jina December 28, 2006

Dinner and a Movie

While on a date with a female, said female makes it painfully apparent during dinner that she has no sexual interest in her date. Instead of going to the movies, the male cuts the date short and returns the female to her residence.

At this point the male asks to use the restroom at the girls home. The disgruntled male proceeds to shit in the toilet and to prevent the flushing of the excrement, masturbates and cums on the flushing handle.

The male leaves with a polite un-washed hand shake, feeling lighter and gratified.

"How did the date go"

"Awful, but stuck her with Dinner and a Movie, so everything worked out"

by Spyder Jerusalem April 3, 2010

Doner

n: the result of getting aroused while watching two dogs humping.

Dave: Dude, your dogs are really going at it!!!
Tom: Yeah, it's pretty awesome!!!
Dave: Dude, that's weird. Do you have a doner right now?
Tom: Uh.... I have to go.

by JustStoppingBy November 28, 2009