SNCCLV disorder

Stuffy Nose Constant Coughing Losing Voice disorder
A new and very rare disease.
symptoms:
stuffy nose/sneezing
a lot of coughing
first sign of voice lost

if you have 2 or more of these, get medical help.

"I'm sorry Johnny, you have SNCCLV disorder...you're going to die."
"SNLCDCTV what?

by Dr. Michael Jonathan January 6, 2008

penal disorder

a disorder with your penis

'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'

'sure honey!'

'I have a penal disorder...'

'JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!'

by ligadow June 22, 2008

Tinfoil disorder

A heroin addict also known as a bathroom junkie whose main focus is the tinfoil or tinfoil tray they smoke heroin off of. They are mainly located in bathrooms for hours at a time.

Jenny's been in the bathroom for hours because of her tinfoil disorder.

by Palm Tree DeucedeucE June 22, 2015

jonnyboy disorder

A rare rowing disorder where the rower experiences an overly tight grip during the drive. Symptoms include forearm pain and inability to scull.

His jonnyboy disorder kept him from sculling.

by JakeS October 29, 2015

LFA Disorder

Lack of Female Attention disorder effects 1 in every 2 men.

Dude 1: You gettin bitches?
Dude 2: Nah, I’ve been diagnosed with LFA disorder

by theslimjim2021 April 29, 2022

Anxiety disorder

me

when the anxiety disorder

by casual_moth December 24, 2022

Obsessive Comsmashive Disorder

Illness of the mind in which case you have the unrestrainable urge to beat, break and or smash anything and everything within striking distance, usually acquired when hardcore gaming or while in severely tense or frustrating situations.

don't be near someone when the rage off in there Obsessive Comsmashive Disorder

by Scrin February 5, 2009