Diaper Pussy

Senior citizen pussy. That pussy ain't wrinkled even though the rest of it looks like a catchers mitt.

Nasty ass Tobias is looking for a date at the assisted living facility again. He must be fiendin' for some of that diaper pussy.

by Mr Tinkl3s May 7, 2013

Diaper Rich

Basically means you have a lot of money and a huge dick.

I'm so Diaper Rich I wear diamond encrusted Trojan Magnums.

by Brad Farkas March 19, 2014

diaperlip

someone who needs a diaper for their lip because of all the bullshit that comes out of their mouth

get over here diaperlip i have something to tell you

by snaxct July 24, 2014

Diaper Digger.

Someone who has a baby with someone just to get all the benefits of a place to live, marriage benefits ect. But cares for no one but themselves. A domestic GoldDigger

"Chelsea just got married and had a baby out of nowhere! Wasn't she living with her parents?"

"She doesn't even like that guy. Man, what a diaper digger."

by LittleMissUnderstanding April 12, 2016

Diaper Power

Mostly used in diaper fettish* Diaper power is the power from within your asshole to create a spiritual diaper around, sealing all shit from escaping.

I was walking in the park shitting my pants as always, until i unlocked diaper power.

by McDonalds' Staff July 2, 2016

diaperbetic

A person who shits on them selves who sugar to high so they stay in a diaper

Adjective diaperbetic

by Vampin January 28, 2017

Dapper

Zander Remus McKinley

Zander McKinley is so Dapper.

by One Dapper Guy February 1, 2017