Drown in dogshit

When you gets shit in the face from a dog, and ulove it;)

Me: i love getting drowned in dogshit

Her. yeah i also saw a video where someone got drown in dogshit

by robluxgod November 14, 2018

Extreme hot dogs

A video that will scar you if you ever see it.

Carl: hey dude, have you ever seen extreme hot dogs?
Evan: the fuck? No?
Carl: you should, it’s a great video
Evan: you’re not getting me again, fuck off Carl

by Ballencat June 20, 2019

OG Road Dogs

The Road Dogs was a "group" before new management took over. The Road Dogs had an extremely large ego and will to play God, especially seeing as it was only one guy running it. The Road Dogs are lying, jackasses and dicks to other people just if they don't listen to what they want.

"I'll leak your personal info"

"Man you part of the OG Road Dogs or something?"

by TrustTheBulls May 10, 2020

Cats and dogs

Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.

Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

festival of dogs

A sort of clean version of the word "clusterfuck". This word stems from a Google mistranslation of a Korean phrase, referencing a "clusterfuck of low-quality spaghetti code madness."

"What kind of shit did I just walk into?"
"You should have known such a big party would have turned into a festival of dogs."

by coca cola espuma December 27, 2020