Someone who is incredibly crusty and gross. They need to take a shower ASAP and wash their clothes. Someone whose pubic hair and facial hair looks the same.
"Bro, he is such a crust monkey he has cum stains on his pants and the skin on his right hand is peeling off!"
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After ceasing to wipe after you defecate, the act of progressively building up dried fecal matter around your anus forming a layer of "crust" in one's nether regions. Crustmaxxing refers to the highest layer of build up achievable by an individual.
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We don't know exactly when but she made it!
To spill some tea it turned out that the little boy LuffyGoofyDinosaur started to hide himself and officially deleted his Twitch. Cristymistydinosaur said it was funny how he is hiding everything again.
Cristymistydinosaur has streamed on pc for the first time with the game Sims and tried to remake her friends.
Cristymistydinosaur is amazing. She is loving and caring and deserves someone that knows what love is.
Cristymistydinosaur has come a long way in such a short time!
She is now helping her friends achieve their goals aswell in Twitch!
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Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!
Person 1: “Hey Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”
by Narc_man October 19, 2020
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It was a long day and when I got home, I discovered that the seams of my Seven jeans were full of Angel Crust. I am going to have to use some Spray and Wash before I throw them in the laundry.
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Chris: Dat was a pie crust promise so don't even trip.
Chris: Dat was a pie crust promise so don't even trip.
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