A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.
I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!
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Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)
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Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
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After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!
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