by Kittyflip April 10, 2024
Get the I’m cookedmug. People who regularly cop, buy, or acquire highly hyped/coveted items often with the use of bots or automated checkout software. Oftentimes such people form organizations called "cook groups" to share information with one another.
Person 1: Did you get those new yeezys that dropped this morning?
Person 2: Naw, I didn't get any checkouts but my cousin and his friend did!
Person 1: Dope! Those two are some cool cooks
Person 2: Naw, I didn't get any checkouts but my cousin and his friend did!
Person 1: Dope! Those two are some cool cooks
by the coolest cook September 17, 2020
Get the Cooksmug. it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.
Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
by HoundThatFeeds December 26, 2013
Get the Keldon Cookmug. by ZorenB2 May 17, 2025
Get the cookedmug. A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.
by Pammmma March 8, 2024
Get the I’m cookedmug. by soggboss3000 March 9, 2021
Get the Celebrate Sophie Cooke Day!mug. Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
Get the kettlebell vs. kettle-cookedmug.