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Jump The Clock

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you
by SauceMilliken July 31, 2017
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Clocked

“I clocked his dumbass
“It was crazy bro he got clocked”
by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021
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Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.
Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.
by JungleNugget May 22, 2016
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clocked

In Australia, the term "clocked" refers to being punched extremely hard in the face.

Basically im saying IF YOU DONT MOVE THE FUCK OUT MY WAY YOU WILL BE CLOCKED
Dont go near terqauvion, you will be clocked
by I<3Chickens July 26, 2022
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Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.
"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."
by PartisanZ September 9, 2023
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imma say around mmm 2 clock

Phrase used by Colin when he doesn’t know what else to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.
Paul: do you know why there is butter all over my printer
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock
by Paul1717 December 24, 2024
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Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.
hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.
by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019
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