Chocolate Minimilk

To pull out during anal intercourse only to find your old boy is covered in shit therefore resembling a Chocolate Minimilk.

Zak '' dude how was the anal? ''
Wayne'' Chocolate Minimilk! ''

Zak '' good aren't they? ''
Wayne'' not bad , i prefer strawberry ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011

Chocolate Hostage

Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo

"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"

by Northerner April 26, 2004

Chocolate cam

A common problem which affects the camshaft lobes of VW 1.9PD engines, as used in the mk4 Golf, which causes excessive wear of the cam lobes in the engine. This is caused by using incorrect specification engine oil and / or not keeping up with oil changes.

VW Nut #1: DANG! My mk4 TDi is idling hella-rough dawg!
VW Nut #2: Oh Shit! You put some cheap-ass oil in there man! Are you ready for an expensive repair bill on your chocolate cams?

by Doodiehead123 December 28, 2009

chocolate and cheese

1. An incredible album by Ween
2. A delicious, underrated combo

1. Chocolate and cheese is the epitome of good music.
2. Chocolate and cheese is the epitome of tastiness.

by Daniel Gunton July 12, 2006

knob chocolate

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull you're knob out and it is covered in the girls shit and the girl then continues to lick it off

"I was fuckin my girlfriends ass and she ate the knob chocolate"

by bumlove December 31, 2007

Chocolate Rain

Song by Tay Zonday. Often thought to be about slavery, even though Zonday himself has admitted it has no meaning.
Oh well, people believe what they want.

Chocolate Rain,
People think its about racism again,
Chocolate Rain,
Its just a song with no meaning, you tools.

by Ka_Otoko August 1, 2008

Chocolate 120

A person who pays a black stripper $120 for a sexual favor, namely a handjob.

He came out of the club a Chocolate 120.

by Tank October 24, 2004