A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.
The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.
Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.
Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
Get the Okie credit cardmug. by missjune August 4, 2010
Get the platium players cardmug. Anyone who uses the reputation of an organization they belong to in order to try to further their career/social advancement, and use it as a pedestal to look down on others who aren't a member of said organization. Instead of carrying the values of the organization, they attempt to let the values of the organization carry them, usually to their detriment.
Tom is a card-carrying member of his fraternity. He feels that wearing his letters gives him an excuse to be an asshole to everyone who's not one of his brothers, and assumes that his connections will get him a job after college, even though he drinks and jacks off all day and never goes to class.
Susan is a card-carrying member of PETA. Her entire identity is built around the ideals of one organization. She is not imaginative enough to develop a personality of her own, so instead she adopts the angry bleeding-heart liberal stereotype.
Susan is a card-carrying member of PETA. Her entire identity is built around the ideals of one organization. She is not imaginative enough to develop a personality of her own, so instead she adopts the angry bleeding-heart liberal stereotype.
by ramma jamma August 22, 2008
Get the card-carrying membermug. Good Card Player: "Come on! Throw a card! The 8 spades, Let's get this game going.."
Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"
Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"
by Cgsoldier333 August 7, 2010
Get the Poor Card Playermug. Yea I got a great lap dance from those girls at The Triangle so I paid them with a Vertigo Card Dealing
by SCRUBSBOY17 October 22, 2008
Get the Vertigo Card Dealingmug. the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.
by Mechanic_wiz November 24, 2015
Get the debit card daddymug.