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Dude, I watched scifi channel yesterday and performed one hell of a captain kirkumcision for like 2 hours.
by andrew nelson brown December 29, 2007
Get the captain kirkumcision mug.this is when your female counterpart fails to tell you that it is her time of the month and you put your hand in her pants and hence, getting your hands dirty
(Guy 1) Dude, we were goin at it, and she never told me she was on, so i put my hand down her pants...
(Guy 2) Whoa whoa... she never told you she was on?
(Guy 1) Nah...
(Guy 2) And you put your hand...
(Guy 1) Yeah...
(Guy 2) Well then... A-hoy there Captain Redfinger!
(Guy 2) Whoa whoa... she never told you she was on?
(Guy 1) Nah...
(Guy 2) And you put your hand...
(Guy 1) Yeah...
(Guy 2) Well then... A-hoy there Captain Redfinger!
by El Nugos October 18, 2008
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Jess was drunk and belligerent last night so I put her in anal captivity for the rest of the weekend.
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