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lil cali

GPS- turn right onto lil Cali

Me- lock the doors and load the guns, we mite not make it out alive.
by Officer jones October 16, 2020
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Nuevo Cali

Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.
by daTookZah July 25, 2021
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Ollie Caillier

The ultimate chad. He is much superior than all the other whores who call themselves his "classmates." God bless anyone with this name, since it bestows great wealth, good looks, and homosexuality. Anyone with this name is a very talented, blessed individual who has all the hot women. Their ultimate catchphrase is "another day, another slay. Period."
Ollie Caillier has such a big d***
by p0cket November 9, 2021
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Brady Cahill

Brady is madis bf. Madi LOVES brady so much and thinks Brady is the funniest, cutest, hottest, prettiest, kindest, sweetest most adorable person ever. she doesnt and wouldnt ever want anybody else because brady is absolutely perfect his green eyes, his long eyelashes, his shiny smile, his laugh, everything about him is everything madi could ever want
Person 1 : yk madi?
Person 2: yeah shes so foine isnt she dating Brady Cahill?
Person 1: Yeah madi is so lucky Brady Cahill is so hot
by madiph0bic November 22, 2021
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brady cahill

Brady is madis bf. Madi LOVES brady so much and thinks Brady is the funniest, cutest, hottest, prettiest, kindest, sweetest most adorable person ever. she doesnt and wouldnt ever want anybody else because brady is absolutely perfect his green eyes, his long eyelashes, his shiny smile, his laugh, everything about him is everything madi could ever want
madi: omg brady cahill is so perfect

person 1: ikr

madi: girl that man is mine
by madiph0bic November 22, 2021
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King Cali

King Cali is the name of an artist in the urban music industry from Plainfield, New Jersey. He is also known as Cali. He currently resides in Guatemala City, Guatemala which is one of the most dangerous third-world countries.
King Cali is one of the realest rappers I’ve ever met.
by Authentic Made Records November 24, 2021
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João cadilha

João cadilha is the sexiest man on earth. He is kind, and caring, the sweetest person ever. Very understanding and loyal to his friends and lover. Hes a person you whant to stick to and be by their side. With very cute features and the funnyest personality.
Great tast in music and women. Very criative with a great mind set and is not afraid to tell their opinion.
If you ever come across João cadilha dont let him out of ur sight. He is strong, confident and overprotective becouse he knows people can take advantage of others.
He is the life of thhe party
Ur so sexy, are you a João cadilha?
by Leonor Jacinto December 6, 2021
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