Bitch cream

An ointment or salve that is applied liberally to the skin to avoid irritation upon contact with a irrational female.

Example:
Guy1 Where are we going now?
Guy2 To Teresa's house.

Guy3 Damn. You need to turn this car around now!

Guy1 WTF? We're almost there.

Guy2 Cuz homie forgot his bitch cream! Every time she opens her mouth homie gets hives.

by twisted english September 18, 2014

Ice Cream

Women, plural. Used mainly referring to getting women, or recieving their numbers.

"Ay kid, I was at the club and I copped mad ice cream, son."

by Point Blank May 01, 2006

creamed corn

before you ingage in anal sex deposite kernals of corn in to her wrectum then proceed to engage in anal sex. then blow your load up her wrectum. then after sex when she is cleaning out her ass she digs out hte creamed corn.

i met a girl with a corn fetish and she let make creamed corn.

by the law August 27, 2006

Cream Pie

Getting a face full of cream

Berg snuck up behind on Kovac with a plate full of Whip Cream and gave him a Cream Pie.

by Big Janks August 13, 2008

ice creams

long white socks slightly slouched,so that the folds and bunches look like soft serve ice cream.

soccer girls often wear adidas sandals with ice creams.

by ajclay September 05, 2007

Peaches & Cream

When you Jizz on a girl's chest, have her sleep over. and then puke on her when she's passed out

That bitch started crying when i put it in her butt, so i decided to peaches & cream on her that night.

by Peg85 November 15, 2010

ass cream

The art of being a dumb ass

trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.

by Dickwadd July 15, 2006