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Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!
by Arb Guy December 10, 2024
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clock that tea

used when a person bluntly brings a topic or situation to attention
"clock that tea"

person: "pink friday 2 was a flop"

other person: "clock that tea!!"
by internet slang: a guide December 16, 2024
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Imma say around mmm 2 clock

Phrase, Something Colin says when he really has no idea what to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.
Paul: hey do you know why there is butter all over my tv?
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock
by Paul1717 December 24, 2024
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imma say around mmm 2 clock

Phrase used by Colin when he doesn’t know what else to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.
Paul: do you know why there is butter all over my printer
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock
by Paul1717 December 24, 2024
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Clocked her tea

“Clocked her tea” is used in a sentence as a comeback to something mostly in arguments but it’s said by another person
Person 1 “I it’s just a hamster it’s not that big of a deal

Person 2 “ and what would you know about having one??”

Person 3 “clocked her tea rq”
by Heathertowey January 8, 2025
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Clocked

Used when someone has undeniably won something. This something is usually limited to a few things, such as arguments.
For example, when you're having an argument and you undeniably have beaten the other person in the debate you would say "I clocked that bitch"
by luckuso January 12, 2025
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clock a gag

A phrase used when you read someone out or bring to the conversation someone else's flaws. That person would be so stunned that they'll be gagged and just then you would've clocked a gag.
-"Trump is stupid"

-Yess! clock a gag!
by yayo.o June 13, 2025
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