California Queef Taco

A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.

Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.

Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.

Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!

by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021

California chocolate bar

The act of melting chocolate and inserting it anally then ejaculating into the anus pulling out the mixture with remnants of feces and freezing the mixture in a box shape and eating when frozen

Yeah I gave Jenny a California chocolate bar last night it should be frozen by now.

by American sadass June 13, 2018

California Cherry Crusher

The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.

Detective: What appears the cause of death?
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

California ring of fire

When you're out in the hot dry desert of Death Valley giving your girl extreme anal and the friction ignites the ring of hair surrounding her butthole. You continue to fuck, lighting your own pubes on fire, then at the point of climax you pull out and shoot into the ring of fire that is her anal orifice, all the while screaming hocus pocas

Dude I experienced the California ring of fire for the first time yesterday!

by Queefstain June 26, 2017

california curling iron

When a girl doesn't have a dildo on her so she goes to the bathroom and uses a curling iron instead

The SFA chick uses a California Curling iron in her dorm room.

by BBQpringle May 6, 2015

California Fake Out

california fake out: while having sex, spit on the womans back when you are about to climax. Than when she turns around to smile at you, cum all over her face

when you have sex with a girl you spit on her back when you are about to cum then she turns around to look at u and then you jizz on her face. thats a california fake out

by extaski November 6, 2007

California King Bed

Its a song by Rhianna, It seems like the old Rhianna is coming back to certain people. Isn't as poppy on how recently she has been its more of a slow love dovey song.

One person: OMG! Have you heard that new song California King Bed?!
Two person: Yesss it reminds me of back in the days when I would listen to Unfaithful by Rhiannna.

by Jitterrrrss June 5, 2011