My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner
by 2RYDIZZLE December 02, 2017
A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive
about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have
from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is
your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have
from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is
your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
Wow! There are so many AP classes at California High School! Let's not go to DVHS and switch to CHS!
by Brucy :) March 29, 2021
Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.
Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.
by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019
When you move to California and manage to get caught in a rip tide and almost drown, get stung by a stingray, and get a sunburn all in the same day. It’s a right of passage.
“I went to the beach for the first time since moving out here and I got the California hat-trick.”
“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”
“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”
by xLonnie July 14, 2021
A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.
Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.
Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.
Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!
Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.
Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!
by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021
california fake out: while having sex, spit on the womans back when you are about to climax. Than when she turns around to smile at you, cum all over her face
when you have sex with a girl you spit on her back when you are about to cum then she turns around to look at u and then you jizz on her face. thats a california fake out
by extaski October 21, 2007
Its a song by Rhianna, It seems like the old Rhianna is coming back to certain people. Isn't as poppy on how recently she has been its more of a slow love dovey song.
One person: OMG! Have you heard that new song California King Bed?!
Two person: Yesss it reminds me of back in the days when I would listen to Unfaithful by Rhiannna.
Two person: Yesss it reminds me of back in the days when I would listen to Unfaithful by Rhiannna.
by Jitterrrrss May 10, 2011