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Daddy blowjob

Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.
He doesn't like that daddy blowjob he got.
by Olan101 January 4, 2025
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Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob
Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
by Primitivebean March 15, 2022
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Blowjob

Is a mouth hug (The most essential hug from a woman that she can give!)
When they insert the penis into their mouth
(Mouth hug) Blowjob
by Sprinks December 27, 2019
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Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.
"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025
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National blowjob day

National blowjob day is a unofficial holiday and is on 5th of January, it’s a rough world and should not be begged and just respected.
It was jan 5th and michaels girl just copped a shot in the mouth when she woke up on national blowjob day.
by Ricky c to the c January 4, 2022
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Blowjob

Used to be called "belowjob" but miscommunication occured.
by evilisme April 5, 2017
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Polish Blowjob

When you have your dick inside a woman's or man's ass, then they fart and blow your ball's up.
I was fucking Nancy in the ass and she gave me a Polish Blowjob.
by Good Citizen July 20, 2024
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