Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.
by Olan101 January 4, 2025

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

by Sprinks December 27, 2019

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.
"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025

National blowjob day is a unofficial holiday and is on 5th of January, it’s a rough world and should not be begged and just respected.
It was jan 5th and michaels girl just copped a shot in the mouth when she woke up on national blowjob day.
by Ricky c to the c January 4, 2022

by evilisme April 5, 2017

by Good Citizen July 20, 2024
