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Bearded Kitty

by DankKitty February 10, 2017
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Griffin Beard

A guy who doesnt like his name. He can be funny and immature, but also sweet and caring. He has a great taste in music. He can be a jerk but always makes sure you know hes just kidding. He can be very perverted. He is really cute and has great hair. He has been through a lot. He teases you but you still always love him. He stays up all night and always asks you to stay up with him even though he knows that in a couple minutes you will fall asleep anyways. He is your best friend but you wish you were more. He broke your heart once but made up for it afterwards. He acts so stupid but is actually, surprisingly, great at math. He is very short tempered and gets mad often. You just have to love him.
by The Anonymus Bubbles August 29, 2010
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Flaming Beard

A Flaming Beard is the "scratched" sensation you get after performing oral sex on a girl with crotch stubble.
"She tasted good but had about 4 days growth, so I got the harshest Flaming Beard ever."
by Kev P. October 10, 2008
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Star's Beard

A quasi-mythical entity, often spoken about, but rarely seen.
"My god man," exclaimed the doctor, "A cure would be as rare as Star's Beard".

(Taken fromFly Fishing By J.R Hartly)
by Waster December 3, 2004
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Beard Butt

To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them
Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!
by EEEEEMONEY July 16, 2011
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Adventure Beard

A beard grown whilst a man was on a journey to find himself and understand the meaning of life. As long as his beard lives on he is reminded on how physically and mentally strong he has become because of the adventure. The beard is a symbol of himself.
by Craig11123 October 12, 2013
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beard cock

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock
I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.
by beard cock July 25, 2017
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