Giving yourself a blow job. Then your penis blows up. And then the world blows up. And a penis takes its place.
by Please. Stop. April 04, 2017
The final base.
When a guy fucks another dead guy through his penis hole while being penetrated by a shemale
When a guy fucks another dead guy through his penis hole while being penetrated by a shemale
Friend 1: Yo, I heard you and Josh got to the twentieth base last night at the funeral. That's fucked up.
Friend 2: I regret nothing.
Friend 2: I regret nothing.
by RageFurious April 14, 2018
The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.
by Bill Braschke September 30, 2015
spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
106th base is when you have sex in an elevator with your mums dog whilst your ex ex ex girlfriend is licking your anus and a goat it shuving his dick up your nose
dude 1: you will never guess what!?
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i got to 106th base last night, it just happened when i got in the elevator coming home from work
dude 2: ew man! seriously you let a goat shuv his furry dick up your nose?!
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i got to 106th base last night, it just happened when i got in the elevator coming home from work
dude 2: ew man! seriously you let a goat shuv his furry dick up your nose?!
by inboxme April 04, 2010
To destroy an object with extreme prejudice in the most heinous way possible without any forethought, as one would when encountering ANY Ace of Base album.
Dude 1: Hey, I heard you bought the new U2 Album,"
Dude 2: Yeah, but it sucked so hard I decided to Ace of Base it with a 12 guage shotgun.
Dude 2: Yeah, but it sucked so hard I decided to Ace of Base it with a 12 guage shotgun.
by CrimsonGuard October 30, 2007