by Rocks1212 September 3, 2016

"Playing the bases" is both a term for a relationship that has yet to be defined and a description of what goes on in it.
When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.
When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.
by Pimpmeister Flex July 5, 2012

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010

106th base is when you have sex in an elevator with your mums dog whilst your ex ex ex girlfriend is licking your anus and a goat it shuving his dick up your nose
dude 1: you will never guess what!?
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i got to 106th base last night, it just happened when i got in the elevator coming home from work
dude 2: ew man! seriously you let a goat shuv his furry dick up your nose?!
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i got to 106th base last night, it just happened when i got in the elevator coming home from work
dude 2: ew man! seriously you let a goat shuv his furry dick up your nose?!
by inboxme April 4, 2010

To destroy an object with extreme prejudice in the most heinous way possible without any forethought, as one would when encountering ANY Ace of Base album.
Dude 1: Hey, I heard you bought the new U2 Album,"
Dude 2: Yeah, but it sucked so hard I decided to Ace of Base it with a 12 guage shotgun.
Dude 2: Yeah, but it sucked so hard I decided to Ace of Base it with a 12 guage shotgun.
by CrimsonGuard November 17, 2007

by -T 1 T @ N- April 3, 2004
