Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Palm ballin

The act of firmly grabbing your testicales with your hand

“Bro, Tim was totally palm balling in class”

by Seeamovie12 May 2, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot tall guy that has a switch set to over one hundred percent all the time, to where the guys on his basketball team don't really want to be around him when they're not on the court. He became forever connected to the person that injured his kidney, because he played the rest of his games with one kidney, and feom then on, could not allow himself to be under one hundred percent effort or human ever again.

Teammates of Lance Ballinstrong- Lance it's 3 am, would you knock it off, we're trying to sleep and get ready for tommorrow's game.

Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.

He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'

by Miss Ted August 30, 2021

Jase Ballenger

Jase Ballenger is one of the mcs in the Dance of Thieves duology. He is hopelessly obsessed with his only love, Kazi. Almost like Kazi is so hopelessly lost in her trauma. It’s funny

Jase, oh Jase

Start making smart choices

or you’ll be cut with Wren’s mace
also Kazi still hears voices

<3

I really came through with that Jase Ballenger rhyme, didn’t i

by Cora the Chrysaora quinquecirr July 8, 2021

Bub-bawling

Phrase used to describe the screed that passes a bubber's lips when his or her tongue is loosened by the drink.

"Stop your bub-bawling berk, the rotgut's got a hold on your tongue."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Sleigh-ballin’

When your riding your mans dick, grab his shirt, lean back and ride him like sleigh.

Babe I’m going to ride you sleigh-ballin style tonight, ho ho ho jingle sleigh-ballin’ mother fucker

by Bass Jackson January 13, 2022