This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
by Benedicte December 29, 2010
Get the First rate cunt lappermug. Within 10 minutes of any online forum exchange, some twat will always write "Don't feed the troll".
The twat in question is always either:
1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.
2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
The twat in question is always either:
1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.
2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."
Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"
SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"
SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
by SeanHunter March 7, 2011
Get the Hunter's First Law of the Internetmug. An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.
"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."
"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"
"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"
"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."
"Sounds like my first time."
"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"
"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"
"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."
by Pandos February 12, 2013
Get the Sounds like my first timemug. A more sustainable alternative to "that's what she said" that first came into usage in the fall of 2010 in New York City.
Uttara: This belongs to Maggie's friend! Don't mess with her, you're entering a world of pain!
Faraz: Just like my first time...
Faraz: Just like my first time...
by NYCNYCNYCNYCNYCNYC September 12, 2010
Get the Just like my first timemug. A phrase that was originally noted by the LEGENDARY Paris Dupree in the multiple award winning documentary entitled "Paris is Burning,"as a category for masculine looking drag queens who have never been to a ball and therefore arrive looking BUTCH.
The phrase has become popular recently and is used to describe females and males alike who try to dress fem, but who's masculine traits always shine through.
The phrase has become popular recently and is used to describe females and males alike who try to dress fem, but who's masculine traits always shine through.
by Eden Woods January 9, 2013
Get the Butch Queen First Time At A Ballmug. by EmJayee February 1, 2019
Get the First-Person Predator Visionmug. usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. It's destined at birth that once given a name such as "DiAmante', DaQuill, DeShawn,DeQuan, Rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.
DeShawn's mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for DeShawn to name him "of Shawn' fro the latin "de" so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don't pay. Thus poor little DeShawn has a pre-felonated first name. Like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.
by jayskind1 May 14, 2016
Get the pre-felonated first namemug.