Body booker

Basically a body builder but with books

I’m such a body booker I’m always reading

by Gamingbakernerd February 11, 2018

bloody poofter

what you call someone when they do something extremely spastic

Bloody poofter! why the hell would you do such a thing

by Massive Legend June 9, 2018

bloody elephant

A Bloody Elephant is formed on a man's penis and surrounding groin area when having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. After the act is finished, the man will have what would look like a bloody elephant on his thighs.

My girlfriend and I had sex in the dark and woke up to a surprise Bloody Elephant!

by JamesSolo September 4, 2018

Bloody Puddle

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!

"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"

by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018

Bloody Knuckle kiss

To kiss one's fist and immediately or reluctantly punch someone you feel affection for or someone meaningful towards you. Sometimes leading them to bleed.

Me : A girl from my class kissed her fist and punched me.

Friend : That's a bloody knuckle kiss man, be lucky she only gave you a bloody nose.

by Mellow Merc December 14, 2018

body literacy

1. The knowledge that comes from the ability to chart the signs of the menstrual cycle and understand your own fertility
2. The knowledge to make informed choices about your own reproductive health and method of birth control

Wow, she has so much body literacy. Look at that how well she charted her cycle using the fertility awareness method!

by learntochart April 9, 2019

Bloody Salmon

When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds

Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night

by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019