The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug. The Siberian rope battle is where the female and male share a sex toy from ass to ass creating a rope pulling contest.
by Nothing2018 October 30, 2018
Get the Siberian rope battlemug. A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
Get the The Pokémon battlemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.mug. When a woman has thin saggy tits, you can grab her by the nipples and use them as battle ropes to work out.
by Pitblue99 May 8, 2024
Get the Battle Ropesmug. by DaEif July 15, 2024
Get the Battle boxmug. by the German Horse Worder August 27, 2023
Get the Super Epic Anime Battlemug.