Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.
Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily
by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017
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N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something
Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*

Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂

Rick: *laughs while crying*

Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!
by miffy October 17, 2019
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The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
by THE401SAVAGE December 23, 2015
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Following Jesus’ birth, the vile Ricardo Da Stinki decided to attempt to poison the young infants mind using a substance known as “gas”. Safari Al caught word of this, and decided to send his prophets HuvvyPatty and Ogindu Vogindu to battle Ricardo. They finally found Ricardo in a town called Bethlehem and the battle ensued. Rather quickly though, Ricardo was defeated and had to retreat without Jesus...
Damn this fool so weak it remind me of Ricardo in the Battle of Bethlehem...
by Slater89 October 8, 2020
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A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 28, 2020
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A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 28, 2020
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