Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

by Crewman April 29, 2009

Backstretch Battles

A series of straight-line racing games on the platform Roblox where drivers try to survive and crash eachother out with a battered history of toxic users.

One of the recent games, Backstretch Battles: Remastered was temporarily shut down over legal issues with the community Stunod Racing due to it's usage of copyrighted artwork from the site.

I can't even play Backstretch Battles anymore, man. The drivers are so fucking bad at doing anything.

by DerpyChilisEmployee December 13, 2021

The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020

The Battle of Abrahim

A battle in biblical times where Abrahim fought a cyclops with his bear hands and defeated it in a grand epic battle.

The Battle of Abrahim was a biblical tug of war between Abrahim and a 4 inch tall cyclops.

by Holy TugOWar August 25, 2010

Silence battle

A battle of silence, if one forgets, they lose

P1 : Let's do a silence battle
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
*4 minutes later*
P1 : You forgot, i win

by wwwll January 2, 2020

Battle cricket

Battle cricket. nasty ass girl from Battle Creek, Mi. Usually drug addicted with multiple baby daddies. Rarely if ever has her kids and is only trying to get something for free.

Lizard. "Damn bro you see that fine ass girl I was talking to?"

Slick. " Aww damn Primo, she ain't fine. That's just another Battle cricket. Better watch your shit around her ". Battle Creek

by SlicK NicK! June 29, 2017

free battles on bandit

Free battles on bandit refers to when someone gives away free entries in Bandit-style battles, usually in online cases or gambling games, without asking for anything in return.

"Please, I'm bored, give me a free." — a common phrase to beg for free battles on bandit.

by The real bandit July 8, 2025