Trophy Son

A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.

Mom: good job on you're chores Hun
Dad: I'm glad he isn't a trophy son like the older one

by Corroded battery October 11, 2016

Sons

Three brothers that were born out of love from 2 hearts .3 male offspring of ta couple brought to existence by luv, not a chance to relive lives & triumphs or avoid mistakes. But give new life , new chances, to make their own mistakes, so they may have new triumphs and parents take no credit , just take pleasure in watching love , in the form of human life that they give unconditional love to, knowing the love they shared for so long, before his mental illness destroyed the indestructible, butb their love remains whole & infinite amounts of promise and potential, not necessarily to discover a cure for cancer or lead humanity into space exploration or anything more than driving a rig filled with groceries and miles of memories, or a mechanic that takes whats broken and through care and desire and effort makes it new again, or a still unknown future that regardless of what others might say is extraordinary like E=Mc² but equally as important L=ove 4 ♾ . The parents already aware of their extraordinary abilities to be loving and kind thoughtful humans to any and all this. These male offspring born from love that was an actual wish on a star that came true, are undefined and unlabeled because to do so would limit them to those things so they are just my sons that burn Bright as all the suns in the universe together.

my sons stole my shoes and if I can't have my shoes Karen can't have her mother and my sons also must always remember one thing about me.

by Thebiggestloser369 September 9, 2023

Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.

ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son

by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020

Son of a cock sucker

What someone says when they see someone who’s mother sucks dick for money

Victor: Son of a cock sucker!
Jayden: What’s wrong?
Victor: Your mum sucks dick for money, so I’m calling you a son of a cock sucker.

by DaBeasteo March 15, 2023

Son-mate

When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy

She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate

by @bertccomedy May 10, 2015

Son

What Patrick Mahomes is to Tom Brady

Dude, Patrick Mahomes is Tom Brady’s son cuz of how badly he got clapped in the super bowl!

by Gween February 8, 2021

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010