puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
by Thotler💁 July 07, 2015
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asshole maneuver

an asshole maneuver is an action performed by an asshole (person) that directly affects a reciever of the action in a negative way.
Dan- "Shirley didn't even show up to her date with joe."
Mo- "Damn, what an asshole maneuver."
by stephan666 October 16, 2005
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Shaved Asshole

Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.
"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."

"What a shaved asshole."
by perfecto August 02, 2009
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peeled asshole

A person, usually a male, dressed in oscenely tight pants that doesn't realize how ridiculous he looks.
Hey! Those pants make you look like a peeled asshole!
by Bill Ski November 11, 2007
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Narnia Asshole

I did her in the butt last night...that asshole was like a magical Narnia Asshole!
by Amanda Bucket July 09, 2010
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cumdripping asshole

N. Used to insult someone by referring them to the pov close-up of the aftermath of a hardcore anal porn where the man ejaculates in the woman's/man's rectum. When said it will usually leave the party at the receiving end of the insult stunned and speechless for undisclosed amounts of time. The most foul of all personal insults known to mankind.
Him: "You're such a bitch!"
Her: "And you're a cumdripping asshole! What's you're point?"
by Happy Ass July 11, 2006
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Cocky Asshole

A guy that thinks that he is just the shit. In his eyes he can get ANY girl that he wants. He thinks that he can sleep with any girl he wants. Not only that, he is just an ass to anyone and everyone. Everyone secretly hates him. Even the people he thinks he is close to, talk shit on him.
Whos that guy over there?
Ohh don't talk to him. He thinks he is just the shit and can sleep with any girl he wants.
So he's a cocky asshole?
Exactly.
by baddass_biotchh June 09, 2014
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