shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up
She woke up to find him shooing the dog
by The shining finger March 26, 2015
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Injured Dog

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw
The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor
by Loose Goose For King August 29, 2011
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LnC dog

A name widely used by media, supporters and adoptive families of the very well known rescue, Litters 'n Critters Animal Rescue, in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

Litters 'n Critters received international attention in July 2012 when Fed Ex shipped almost 60 dogs from Labrador to Halifax to find new homes. The dogs were known as "Mushkadoodles" or "LnC dogs" through out the media and world.

Litters 'n Critters have won several small humaine awards and in Oct 2012 was recognized as one of the top 3 100% volunteer animal rescues in Canada, making the mark as the #1 volunteer rescue in Atlantic Canada.
Our family recently adopted an LnC dog from Halifax.
by barneymiller November 27, 2012
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dog paralysis

When you can’t move because your dog is laying in your lap and you don’t want to disturb him
“Hey bro can you go get me my laptop, Jax is asleep so I got dog paralysis”
by Doggydoggydog December 14, 2019
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Dog-ear

Giving someone hickies, especially near the ear/upper neck area
Alex: I fucked your sister lmao
Mason: Well I’ll dog-ear your girlfriend, don’t try me

Ethan: Dude I dog-eared Casey last night, and she didn’t cover up any of the hickies when I saw her at work this morning
Tyler: What a whore
by Adrian_dododo July 08, 2021
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Dope Dog

A casual nickname for someone who is approximately an 8/10 on the dope scale. Usually someone everyone loves to see roll up.
Person 1 - Hey, can I bring Tom? You'd love him, he's a real dope dog.

Person 2 - Most def! I love me a dope dog.
by swag.org October 25, 2022
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The Dog Fucker

She shags dogs and wanted to fuck the reptilian lord leafyishere but he destroyed and roasted her causing her to shag another fucking poodle. She fingered her self and asked people what it smelled like this defines her as a the dog fucker
by Patryk the reptilian February 17, 2018
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