flat

*Adjective* used to describe abstract or concrete ideas.

Something without secrets. What you see is what you get. No strings attached.

“I paid $25 flat” “My shirt is Maroon, flat” “I have adhd, flat”

by Round_earther42 March 2, 2024

Flat

Naomi Richards

Naomi is flat

by The biggest boomer April 21, 2020

Flat screen

When to people perform intercourse by laying flat on each other and slow rubbing them selves together

“Jessica is so boring, all we did was flat screen”

by Browntown2002 April 2, 2020

flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.

"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"

by Sukmydix February 1, 2017

flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

Lookin-flat

Guy with a small penis so that they have no noticeable bulge when wearing clothes.

Those jeans have him lookin-flat.

He has a cute face but lookin-flat

by Rabidchimichanga January 23, 2020

Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods. He had a religion named Flats's Witnesses and he control the world with his overpowered rule.

-In what you believe?
-I believe in Denis Flats.

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018