Jizz Ball

A ball of jizz. It is also known as a wordcum ball or a wordsemen ball.
Homosexuals like to put them in their drinks and mouths, and so do chicks, but not lesbians. Lesbians would much rather lick a hairy cunt, just like I would, except, without the hair. God damn lesbians.
Dude, you got a jizz ball in my hair!
by Big and Sexy Pete July 30, 2003
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Jizz Lips

1) One who wears way too much lip gloss so much that it looks like someone jizzed on their lips

2) someone who enjoys giving head
1) Amanda looks like a skank with all makeup on; what a total jizz lips.

2) That is the third guy this week that she has blown in the drum closet...that jizz lips.
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jizz master

someone who takes great delight in ejaculating his semen in urban areas such as built up towns/cities
Steve Giller was a jizz master because he spread his load in alot of places.
by Stu January 06, 2004
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jizz in a bowl

when you ejaculate in a bowl (for eating soup or cereal) and then drink it
ian tried to make a remix of the song jizz in a bowl but failed horribly, and hes gay, ian dakotah.
by john joran ian lienhard November 25, 2009
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jizz mop

A mop used to wipe up the jizz usually left behind in the private booths of an adult theater or strip club.
"If I were you I'd use a jizz mop instead of a jizz rag to clean that load up; I'd want to stay as far away as I could from some dude's nut butter."
by kurtsh July 22, 2006
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city jizz

A mysterious, completely unidentified precipitation that lands on you while walking the streets of New York City which most likely comes from A/C units but could also be a multitude of other strange liquids including but not limited to semen, spit, bird urine/feces, or other potentially harmful chemicals.
"Aw, man! Just got some city jizz on my face. Fuck, do I hate NYC."
by Danny Trupin September 13, 2014
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All that jizz

Basically, it's "all that jazz," but it sounds cooler; it could be interchanged for "jazz" at any time
Paul: "What do you plan on doing this weekend?"
Jim: "Well, I'm probably going to go to the mall, do some shopping, hang out with the guys; you know, all that jizz"
by FACE! SNAP! March 07, 2010
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