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Free Shit

A term used by middle aged women too refer too muscular, blonde, 19 year olds they have intense and semi-violent sex with.

Originating from the 1970's, when young women would refer to Free Shit as "The shit". The term free was added when said women realized that men would do anything.
Fantabulous, the Free Shit is checking me out! I feel like Sex in the City!
by DogFijs2 January 18, 2011
mugGet the Free Shitmug.

free lunch

The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.
I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.
by Remington Steele February 3, 2005
mugGet the free lunchmug.

Free jiggler

When a girl with a great ass wears leggings and her asscheeks are so glorious they bounce in all directions defying gravity
by Anton1990 May 15, 2014
mugGet the Free jigglermug.

a free country

Concept championed by low IQ individuals, who want to do what they want to do.
She would refuse to wear a mask, spit in the face of the cashier, open the ice cream carton and lick the contents before putting it back, urinate in all the lemonade bottles, carry her gun where'n'when-the-hell she chose, drive 200 miles an hour through the red lights while schoolkids were crossing, and use the salt shaker on your table for target practice, because this is a free country.
by Monkey's Dad May 25, 2020
mugGet the a free countrymug.

free pour

ejaculating into a woman without having to worry about getting her pregnant.
That chick is sterile so I get to free pour everytime...
by Guy 99 August 20, 2010
mugGet the free pourmug.

VAT free

by anx June 5, 2003
mugGet the VAT freemug.

gender-free

Someone that do not base her/his identity on stereotypes/social roles confined to her/his sex and do not care neither conform to social expectations that their bring.
-Why don't you wear a dress? You're a girl
-I don't give a fuck, I'm gender-free
by kali766 September 8, 2021
mugGet the gender-freemug.

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