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by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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Okie credit card

A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.

The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.

Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
Joe Bob used his Okie credit card to get him some gas outta Billy Jim's Chevy.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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platium players card

hey lets go to 7-11, i got the muchies, hook it up with platium players card!
by missjune August 4, 2010
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card-carrying member

Anyone who uses the reputation of an organization they belong to in order to try to further their career/social advancement, and use it as a pedestal to look down on others who aren't a member of said organization. Instead of carrying the values of the organization, they attempt to let the values of the organization carry them, usually to their detriment.
Tom is a card-carrying member of his fraternity. He feels that wearing his letters gives him an excuse to be an asshole to everyone who's not one of his brothers, and assumes that his connections will get him a job after college, even though he drinks and jacks off all day and never goes to class.

Susan is a card-carrying member of PETA. Her entire identity is built around the ideals of one organization. She is not imaginative enough to develop a personality of her own, so instead she adopts the angry bleeding-heart liberal stereotype.
by ramma jamma August 22, 2008
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Play the troll card

When one user questions or attacks another user, and the 2nd instantly accuses them of being a "troll". Often the first resort of those on shaky ground.
PD: "I don't think Asians should date Blacks."

Goldwing: "That's because you're a dumb racist."

PD: "Troll alert!"

Count X: "Man, don't even play the troll card, you racist shitbag."
by The BlueMan October 26, 2012
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flippin' out the cards

1. the act of becoming a leader.
2. one who takes on a head role.
3. whipping out ones dick.
1. jim totally was flippin' out the cards yesterday. i'm really impressed with his leadership skills.
2. "so timmy, are ya going to be flippin' out the cards later or what?" "i don't know babe... we'll see how the night goes."
by jjacksonfoolsonlol April 11, 2010
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Uno reverse card

Human 1:you are cute
Human 2: *uno reverse card*
Human 1:...that's not true

Human 2: you can't say anything about it UwU
by damn_ichikoOwO December 23, 2019
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