Bear cat

An over weight or chubby lesbian.

Look at those two chicks over there, that ones a huge "bear cat!"

by The Uncle Booger December 11, 2014

Coon-Bear

A large black man.

Wow did you just see that coon-bear steal that tv and jump clear over that fence.

by CgNy91 November 10, 2010

Woodland Bear

A large, round, mammal-like creature, known for his strange dancing and general attitude to life. How wonderful. Woodland Bear lives near the Ashdown Forest, close to his cousin Winnie. Also known as Woodland, WoodyB and Wooders.

Woodland Bear, Woodland Bear,
Is he here?
No, he's there.
Woodland Bear.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 21, 2005

Scomma bear

One who don't care to fight; big as a bear; son of a bitch; rather fight then eat

That scomma bear is crazy

by carriekid1 September 03, 2010

Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

Dinkle Bear

A guy that acts girly enough to be a homosexual but is surprisingly straight.

I thought Jerry was a homosexual because he wears big hoop ear rings, but it turns out that he is just a Dinkle Bear.

by MuffinMcPuffin April 14, 2015

shiney bear

Its when you break a dudes nut sack in between two night lights.

Shit did you see bob in the hospital. Somebody shiney beared him.

by whitest nizzle fur rizzle February 13, 2016