A cancer is a zodiac sign that is extremely scatterbrained. These signs are very wild and outrageous. Most people think that this sign is awfully quiet but their wrong. A cancer would do any dare, they are very daring and they love to take risks. They like to dance and sing too. Most things these signs talk about are very weird or interesting. Some people don’t even understand what they talk about. They also are very lazy when it comes to chores but when something fun comes up, they are up and ready to go! They love their friends and enjoy hanging out with random people they don’t even know. Never mess with a cancer because they can become very emotional, their anger issues will rise and you won’t be able to walk anymore!
Boy: I SWEAR GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW U CANCER
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*
by MrFabulousSpideyMan November 14, 2020
Get the Cancermug. 
Cancers have a reputation for being hyper-emotional, temperamental, and spiteful. Cancers, in addition to being devoted, are extremely fond of their loved ones, often to an unhealthy degree. They place a high value on family and close friends, and will go to great lengths to defend them, no matter the price.
by LynnKen May 27, 2022
Get the Cancermug. When someone gives you immaculate brain and warps your perception of reality so much to where you got to much brain and now it’s not alive.
by IBeDoingWork March 28, 2022
Get the Brain Cancermug. by The Dicktonary GOD aka JEPPE September 25, 2017
Get the cancer i mundenmug. When something is sooo good, yet bad at the same time. Or something being sooo good, but having a bad outcome.
This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.
This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.
This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.
This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.
This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.
This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.
This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 7, 2022
Get the Cancerousmug.