London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022

Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly

“What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded”

“Oh no”

by straightvibin December 9, 2020

dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat

yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

Pound His Jimmies

A midwestern expression commonly employed by particularly sexually aggressive, domineering women who seek to engage in copulation with a male counterpart.

See also: Pound a Jimmy, pound Jimmy, Pound his jimmies, no Jimmy left unpounded.

See that guy over there with the gold glasses? You better bet i'm gonna pound his Jimmies tonight.

by Gigi VT May 2, 2019

Party Pound

A fisted greeting between an individual and the party bottle, usually prior to a round of shots.

You know the whole round went down because of the Party Pound.

by Flyritty June 11, 2011

Quarter-pound ass

A butt that is small compared to the average version, as most butts weight 0.5lbs

Jenny's quarter-pound ass looked non-existent in those jeans

by l-dog** April 30, 2019

ground and pound

when the 5th year senior goes for the drunkest freshman at the function. she takes control and rides the shit out of him until his balls explode.

yo when i got the ground and pound from her, mia played with my balls during backshots.

by chopped whore 22 March 31, 2025