Someone who can perform the act of swallowing the cock and simultaneously lick the threshold of the anus.
Hey Joe you should come by and meet my new neighbor, she's a cock swallowing analinguist and she wants to make new friends.
by Space Falcon February 21, 2024
Get the cock swallowing analinguistmug. by KuteKorean July 15, 2021
Get the Monster Cockmug. by abcitsnotme December 6, 2018
Get the cock spazmug. A large group that prevents a person from scoring sexually. Can be done both directly and indirectly.
Directly: Tim was going to ask Susie to the prom, but she was on the other side of the hall. And thus Tim was cock mobbed.
Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!
Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!
by Duderules 544 April 14, 2011
Get the Cock Mobbedmug. A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.
The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:
Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.
The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:
Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
by Skisonice September 30, 2022
Get the Cock blockmug. The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.
Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
by mike2285 August 7, 2012
Get the cock confettimug. he has a big ass cock!
by omgimsogay! April 6, 2023
Get the cockmug.